TO: John P. Vicious
FROM: Vicious Attack DATA INTELLIGENCE
After a year of number crunching, our VICIOUS ATTACK Supercomputer has output the most challenging quiz in the history of man. OPERATION VICIOUS ATTACK QUIZ. This highly specific and difficult quiz will ensure that no one wins! ... But if they do, they'll be entitled to a very nice little discount, as it were.
So don't bother playing it, you'll probably lose!
