Sweat Shop? ... SECRETS??!!

Look, they're not even making shirts!  Can't be ours..duh!

This may look like villagers transporting shirts, but not OURS!

Nope! Sorry.

We just received a sort of sarcastic email claiming that we're engaging in some unfair labour practices. Well.. that's just not true. We are making and designing these wonderful shirts MOSTLY in America... which is good.

The fact that some parts may be produced in some faraway place and then trudged through the jungle in wicker baskets carried on shoulders and then loaded onto aging C-130's.. or even worse.. stuffed into jalopy Cessnas and river boats is simply irrelevant. Also, it's a testament to heroism that they would make it all the way back here from these supposed third world locations to begin with!

Even if we did do this, by chance, we'd pay our pilots well,

and wouldn't let them make extra $$ running blow or china white!

VICIOUS ATTACK about to LAUNCH

Deep within an underground bunker nestled in the foothills of a suspicious New Jersey mountain range, VICIOUS ATTACK are hard at work planning awesomeness which will blow your little minds.  How can they do it?  Supreme intelligence.  A large government defense grant.  Although most of that will be spent on Redbull, green tea, absinthe, car parts, helicopter rentals, models, cigars, and those gigantic foam hands, we assure you it's being spent better than a 1990 MC Hammer ROYALTY CHECK!

This is NOT the actual VICIOUS ATTACK war room, but similar