Vicious Attack Quiz

::DECLASSIFIED INFORMATION::

TO: John P. Vicious

FROM: Vicious Attack DATA INTELLIGENCE

After a year of number crunching, our VICIOUS ATTACK Supercomputer has output the most challenging quiz in the history of man. OPERATION VICIOUS ATTACK QUIZ. This highly specific and difficult quiz will ensure that no one wins! ... But if they do, they'll be entitled to a very nice little discount, as it were.

So don't bother playing it, you'll probably lose!

Our supercomputer in action

Lou Reed wrote a beautiful thought provoking song about us

Which is the most Vicious South American fish?

You won't be surprised!

Check it out here on Ask.com

We're back after a 2-year hiatus in Cambodia

Sure there's things to be done in the world. Transporting 32 '65 Cadillacs into the jungle for a certain "collector" is no easy feat. But we did it, and ended up staying for a while. There's a certain je ne sais quoi to jungle living, repairing AK-47's, and enjoying the fruits.